The Mitya State of Lovarpia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Parliament with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.297 billion Lovarpians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitechilecy. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovarpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,011 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Lovarpia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovarpia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Barbatosism.

Lovarpia is ranked 145,326^th in the world and 2,217^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 846.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.