The Republic of Kosova is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Justina Shiroka-Pula with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.775 billion Kosovans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pristina. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kosovan economy, worth 853 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,208 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's biggest export is stupidity, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosova's national animal is the Balkan lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kosova is ranked 83,294^th in the world and 1,549^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 54.29 Effective Tax Rate.