The Empire of Teothopia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Teo with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.785 billion Teothopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Dragon's City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Teothopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Golden Teothopian Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,187 Golden Teothopian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, Teo isn't a national brand, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and the Teothopian government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teothopia's national animal is the Mystic Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teothopia is ranked 6,444^th in the world and 288^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 40.37 average smiles per day.