by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Smartest Citizens in the World

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Academy of Anon ZytoseLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“For Science!”
2.The Culture of Free SocialismLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Of each according to ability to each according to need.”
3.The Queendom of KindjalDemocratic Socialists Hell“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
4.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
5.The United States of Greater SomaliaLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“For my clan”
6.The Ongoing State of AbsentiaDemocratic Socialists Hell“We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!”
7.The Federal Commonwealth of Pax AureaLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
8.The Nomadic Peoples of LudewaDemocratic Socialists Hell“Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.”
9.The People's Republic of GoodnamesarerareInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Bush sucks!”
10.The Republic of This was probably a bad ideaLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Illegitimi non carborundum”
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