The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For Science!” | |
| 2. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 4. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 5. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For my clan” | |
| 6. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Illegitimi non carborundum” |
