The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For Science!” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 3. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 4. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 5. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For my clan” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | |
| 7. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 8. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 9. |  The High-Technate of Athretvari | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” |
