The Smartest Citizens in The North Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 3,827th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “八百万神 天の安の河原に 神集ひ集ひて” | |
| 2. |  The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Der Faschismus darf nicht siegen.” | |
| 3. |  The E-Democracy of The Rhein States | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nullius In Verba” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “The only constant in politics: change” | |
| 5. |  The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Nesaika illahi” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist Republics of The Sinclarian Provinces | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Onward. Upward. Together.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Wilkshire | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Everyone for everyone else” | |
| 8. |  The White Dragon Republic of Brunssum | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Non Dii, Non Reges, Non Dominum!” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of New Lakemba | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Accepting all new immigrants!” | |
| 10. |  The Restored Empire of Natopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The Legend Shall Never Die” |
