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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 153rdMost Influential: 596thMost Cheerful Citizens: 812th
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Malta Comino Gozo

Population16.264 billion

CapitalValletta
LeaderRobert Abela
FaithChristianity

CurrencyFlorin
AnimalSloth Bear

The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.264 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,191 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,701 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", Robert Abela's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 285,729th in the world and 6,108th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -444.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 153rdMost Influential: 596thMost Cheerful Citizens: 812thNicest Citizens: 817thMost Compassionate Citizens: 867thMost Pacifist: 1,025thMost Efficient Economies: 1,035thBest Weather: 1,115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,121stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,236thMost Developed: 1,353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,414thHighest Food Quality: 1,490thMost Cultured: 1,497thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,502ndLargest Governments: 1,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,746thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,004thMost Inclusive: 2,035thHealthiest Citizens: 2,086thLowest Crime Rates: 2,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,558thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,621stSafest: 2,747thMost Devout: 2,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,843rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,014thSmartest Citizens: 3,285thRudest Citizens: 3,427thHighest Economic Output: 4,490thHighest Average Incomes: 4,920thLargest Retail Industry: 6,539thMost Stationary: 7,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,774thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,370thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 23,316thLargest Populations: 23,455th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 71st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 85th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 105th in the regionMost Inclusive: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 129th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 133rd in the regionSafest: 140th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 143rd in the regionMost Stationary: 145th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 194th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 300th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 399th in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 447th in the regionMost Politically Free: 472nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 534th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 370 » Unimaginable Doom, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, Koda-Land, Xentherida, Unsophisticate, Karazan, Felpolandia, Chukstik Illahi, Wineclaw, Siwale, Kundam, Corfad, Elevation, Necromonia, Lemonbiscuits, French Bananastan, Walter Jackson, Dicko, Cloydicia, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Panama Coalition, Gmt2001, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Balzaria, Yukti, Prydania, Ilisseia, Maott, The Iron Lions, David Davidson, Pasargad, Azzarel, Kyoki Chudoku, Shibutani, Pradovnia, Wilkshire, Vincone Cae, Soviet Terran, United States of Medford, Pleroma Sans Romans, Phoronu, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Former English Colony, Old Emporia, Empy, Zeternia, and 320 others.Ethnon, Nexia, New Trisone, The Rhein States, Acrabinnia, AGoodPlace, Ninjak30, Cinnibar, Radicaster, Gurou, Vexilia, British Bayonet, The Austro Germanic Union, North Bratislava, Votak Matim, Omnistria, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ham Federation, Fengate, 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Regallio, Bornodia, Kitabo, The Arverni Lands, Rex Republic, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Westerhold, Bagojo, Randoes, Fratanica, GPT-3, Varisland, Filibustra, Arjuna, Omicron Persei V111, Amdupe, The Zheng Dynasty, Roman Empire August, Sechiole, Chipoli, Etanur, TyGerria, Austro-Bavarian States, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Mesvice, Intion North, Tenana, Salish-Cascadia, New-Ferytland, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Wolffoxia, Viceroy Vincent, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Elephant Bill Land, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, The Soviet States of Europe, Vlenkenov, Arucaria, Laforeia, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Esperonia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Greater Portugaliza, New Selkirk, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Iespao, Aurasreich, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, The Teddy, Marlducro, Saugeen Shores, Catalis, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Love Shack, Vilaforta, Kazorton, South Parter, Viridiann, Deliber, Orjald, Northern-Kempia, Tvers, Bjorkikistan, New Atlantico, Frieszia, TamilPesum, Crystal Creation, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Teriol, New Cordyceps, Furballland, Buluma, Kingdom of Time, Florevana, Dakota Territories, Calahy, Yokciq Empire, Petronellania, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Alire, Oskland, Bedsonya, Ayuzhhhhh, Alogiada, Bodhisva, Coders, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Caecar, Crilland, XST, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Republiqueducroissant, Sagevick, Saint-Dauphin, Tugupaw, The Scarborough Administration, Inclement Space, United free lands, Galbadiana, DarkMondoria, Qep, Neptunian Military Administration, Grith Neria, CyberEgypt, Of the Tyrannical Frogs, The Confederate States of America, The Union of The People of Britannia, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Minilands, Zelenaya Dolina, Valiacorkit, Bardopia, Darbland, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, 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