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Malta Comino Gozo

Population8.431 billion

LeaderRobert Abela

AnimalSloth Bear

The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.431 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 219,526 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 218,912th in the world and 9,932nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -592.42 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81stMost Influential: 210thNicest Citizens: 723rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 773rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 957thMost Pacifist: 1,010thBest Weather: 1,268thMost Efficient Economies: 1,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,409thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,471stMost Devout: 1,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,970thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,972ndMost Cultured: 2,029thTop
Largest Governments: 2,274thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,332ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,368thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,381stLowest Crime Rates: 2,389thSafest: 2,543rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,563rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,835thMost Inclusive: 3,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,136thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,170thMost Developed: 3,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,763rdSmartest Citizens: 4,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,592ndRudest Citizens: 4,874thHighest Average Incomes: 4,879thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,130thLargest Retail Industry: 5,376thHighest Economic Output: 8,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,388thMost Stationary: 11,000thTop
Nudest: 11,161stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,747th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 69th in the regionMost Devout: 76th in the regionBest Weather: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 124th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 129th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 130th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionSafest: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 157th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 159th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 160th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 187th in the regionMost Developed: 190th in the regionMost Inclusive: 212th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 219th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 235th in the regionMost Stationary: 247th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 259th in the regionRudest Citizens: 262nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 267th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 311th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 370th in the regionNudest: 402nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 496th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 547th in the regionLargest Populations: 613th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 868th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 886th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 949th in the region

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