The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dark Lord with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.728 billion Punkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,353 trillion Bonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,186 Bonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, what goes down must come up, and Dark Lord is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deitydenial.

PlanetPunk is ranked 13,226^th in the world and 405^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 189,186.86 Standard Monetary Units.