The Robot wizard chef of United free lands is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 714 million Landians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freelandia. The average income tax rate is 40.6%.

The strong Landian economy, worth 47.6 trillion Bets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,641 Bets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and concussed Persian catball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United free lands's national animal is the Persian cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United free lands is ranked 255,002^nd in the world and 12,227^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.