|Leader||a salmon named Harold|
|Faith||the questioning of string cheese|
The Minecraft River Valley of A Salmon Named Harold is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a salmon named Harold with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.994 billion Salmonns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Hub. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Salmonn economy, worth 286 trillion IOU Cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,578 IOU Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Billions of IOU Cards are spent to take high-quality photos of the Salmon Nebula, the news is showing footage of a salmon named Harold bullying an old man to the point of tears, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in A Salmon Named Harold. Crime is totally unknown. A Salmon Named Harold's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the questioning of string cheese.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in A Salmon Named Harold.
- : A Salmon Named Harold was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : A Salmon Named Harold endorsed The Citizen Republic of Gawdzendia.
- : A Salmon Named Harold voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, the news is showing footage of a salmon named Harold bullying an old man to the point of tears.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, billions of IOU Cards are spent to take high-quality photos of the Salmon Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, A salmon named Harold can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
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