The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 17.927 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 5.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 4,104 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 228,974 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Kyle Of Kyles reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, airport security is provided by private companies, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the tightness of border controls in The Peoples Republic of Kyle leave a little to be desired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 7,538^th in the world and 344^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.76 law-abiding acts per hour.