The United Kingdom of Union of British and Irish Republics is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sylvia Winstanley MP with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.134 billion British are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 536 trillion euro-pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,693 euro-pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and most ambassadors from Union of British and Irish Republics retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of British and Irish Republics's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Union of British and Irish Republics is ranked 34,943^rd in the world and 966^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 129,693.08 Standard Monetary Units.