The Federated Provinces of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Vasiliki Mitsotakis with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.207 billion Neptunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kostialokipoi. The average income tax rate is 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,037 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 221,290 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 13,627^th in the world and 456^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,638.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.