by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Most Primitive in The North Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 16,710th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of MerconitonitopiaAuthoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“There is no God but Allah; Muhammad is His Messenger”
2.The Kingdom of MarsolpaviaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Our lives to the One True King”
3.The Grand Felinocracy of SlugistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Kittens rule, puppies drool”
4.The Unified States of New PalimpsestPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“If you can read this, you will be punished!”
5.The Dictatorship of Nug LifeIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Your mom doesn't have any kids”
6.The Territory of EffluviumAuthoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“Effluvium or Burst”
7.The Territory of South TussinPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Unable to process request at this time.”
8.The Confederacy of Yummy BlubberIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“There needs to be more fossil fuels in the world”
9.The Borderlands of LolilolPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Might Makes Right”
10.The Territory of OffalPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Grape Juice for All”
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