The Federal Republic of Oannia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexandre with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.507 billion Oanienses enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oannia City. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion lereles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,276 lereles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, astronauts take one small step for Oannia and one giant step backward from confrontation, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oannia's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Oannia is ranked 9,636^th in the world and 426^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.79 law-abiding acts per hour.