The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of United States of Rhodes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.982 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodesian economy, worth 703 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,217 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Polite commuters on the Yggdrassil Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Santa Claus's questionably sane new coalition partners, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Rhodes's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

United States of Rhodes is ranked 195,469^th in the world and 4,073^rd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.52 kickbacks per hour.