The Somewhat pink zombie Land of Kwaj is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.385 billion Kwajians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 4,363 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 214,052 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Coral Sands for fear of causing a fuss, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kwaj is ranked 310,961^st in the world and 4,712^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -63.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.