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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st
The Unfriendly Zombie Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
Go away, it's too hot for company.
Amata Kabua
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kwaj

Population16.393 billion

CapitalCoral Sands
LeaderAmata Kabua
FaithThe Almighty Atomic Overlord

CurrencyClams
AnimalHermit Crab

The Unfriendly Zombie Land of Kwaj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.393 billion Kwajians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 3,229 trillion Clams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,981 Clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, Amata Kabua has been nicknamed 'Robomop', community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 310,570th in the world and 6,060th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -52.52 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21stBest Weather: 53rdMost Beautiful Environments: 54thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194thLeast Corrupt Governments: 208thMost Developed: 236thMost Advanced Public Education: 237thLongest Average Lifespans: 259thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 305thHealthiest Citizens: 312thMost Influential: 360thMost Pacifist: 374thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 406thMost Compassionate Citizens: 409thSafest: 434thNicest Citizens: 464thLargest Welfare Programs: 537thHighest Food Quality: 619thMost Inclusive: 830thLargest Governments: 838thHighest Average Tax Rates: 863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 904thMost Subsidized Industry: 964thLowest Crime Rates: 1,129thMost Efficient Economies: 1,453rdSmartest Citizens: 1,818thMost Cultured: 2,621stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,806thMost Secular: 2,966thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4,920thHighest Economic Output: 6,912thMost Stationary: 8,135thHighest Average Incomes: 11,482ndTop
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Largest Populations: 25,484th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Cultured: 114th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 121st in the regionMost Stationary: 144th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 210th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 215th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 328th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 350th in the regionNudest: 483rd in the region

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