The Somewhat pink zombie Land of Kwaj is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.459 billion Kwajians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 4,384 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 214,309 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, sex changes are routinely performed at Kwaj's hospitals, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kwaj is ranked 253,461^st in the world and 1,944^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 163 billion Standard Monetary Units.