The Kingdom of Tyrantio Land is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Charles XVI with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.182 billion Tyrantis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talos. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantio Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,497 trillion King's Royal Notes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,953 King's Royal Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, King Charles XVI steals from the rich and gives to the needy, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrantio Land's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity.

Tyrantio Land is ranked 227,653^rd in the world and 3,513^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.44 Obesity Rate.