The Dictatorship of New Ourlandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.542 billion New Ourlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bastion. The average income tax rate is 37.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Ourlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,179 trillion Uzixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 151,764 Uzixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and all funding starts one dime at a time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ourlandia's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Ourlandia is ranked 257,683^rd in the world and 3,883^rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.12 Obesity Rate.