The Dictatorship of New Ourlandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.542 billion New Ourlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bastion. The average income tax rate is 38.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Ourlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,183 trillion Uzixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 151,893 Uzixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

All funding starts one dime at a time, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ourlandia's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Ourlandia is ranked 257,492^nd in the world and 3,894^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.14 Obesity Rate.