The Republic of The people of Gabon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ruthul the 7th with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.37 billion Gabonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La ville éternelle. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gabonian economy, worth 818 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,247 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness, stocks go up when the internet says so, nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Gabonian surveillance, and oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The people of Gabon's national animal is the Two bodied dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The people of Gabon is ranked 295,119^th in the world and 4,378^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.2 Obesity Rate.