The Final Bastion of Gendirt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.819 billion Gendirtors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 8,666 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 349,179 fossilized bee heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 327^th in the world and 15^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 720 kickbacks per hour.