by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248th
The STRONGEST Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
You are lucky to have been born here.
Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚
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Population18.223 billion

CapitalOld Hell
LeaderŦ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚
FaithThe Beekeeper Association

Currencyhandful of golden bees
Animalyukkuri leprechaun

The STRONGEST Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.223 billion Gendirtors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 7,529 trillion handful of golden beeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 413,187 handful of golden beeses, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the yukkuri leprechaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 64,501st in the world and 2,929th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,948.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248thLargest Black Market: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 498thLowest Crime Rates: 550thMost Valuable International Artwork: 649thHighest Average Incomes: 687thMost Developed: 847thMost Influential: 854thSmartest Citizens: 866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 928thHighest Economic Output: 933rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,008thHealthiest Citizens: 1,202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,693rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,478thMost Inclusive: 2,613thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,725thMost Secular: 3,015thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,344thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,170thMost Efficient Economies: 5,176thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,451stLargest Governments: 5,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,859thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,119thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,657thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,158thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,657thLargest Populations: 9,833rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,924thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,619thMost Cultured: 13,286thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,161stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,404thRudest Citizens: 24,514th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 61st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 77th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 80th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Populations: 147th in the regionMost Secular: 171st in the regionMost Inclusive: 173rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 197th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 206th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 269th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 299th in the regionLargest Governments: 303rd in the regionMost Influential: 312th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 345th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 352nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 471st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 565th in the regionRudest Citizens: 599th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 683rd in the regionMost Cultured: 684th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 738th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 801st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Gendirt voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Gendirt endorsed The Kingdom of Odasck.
  • : Gendirt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Gendirt was endorsed by The Kingdom of Odasck.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, people say chess victor Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 278 » Territorio di Nessuno, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Simone Republic, Ethnon, Daiz, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, Unshleepd, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Hamerica, Newpromisedland, Interdimensional Zone, Guer Aike, Zzozona, The Rhein States, Sikol, Yaorozu, Planes, Orado, Shibutani, Pallaith, The Sansvich, McMasterdonia, New Lakemba, The Tampa Bay Rays, Former English Colony, Empy, Brucklania, Malta Comino Gozo, Sundred, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sunto, Dabarastan, North Bratislava, Selfgradatude, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Fendlium, Loutsland, Omnistria, Dreadton, 1 very fast endotarter, The Calabash Protectorate, The Iron Lions, Libertania Democratica, Prydania, and 228 others.Aeolist, Xagill, Kranostav, Clan Spaniel, Yokciq Empire, Seenvorland, Seanat, Valentine Z, Joodey, Zeternia, Korovan Isles, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Kragsgale, Xipher, Dangine, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Eastern Cous Empria, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Sattelbach, Pleroma Sans Romans, North Armatas, Panama Coalition, Napnomadia, Ataraxia Somnia, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Eywaan, Votak Matim, The Unicrons, Innocentic, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Cartures, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Pradovnia, A Ordem do Caos, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Walter Jackson, Sebatopia, Maott, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Unsophisticate, Wilkshire, Porotia, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Kureizen, Pytong, Religioncord, Venicea, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Nova Arcania, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Sanghyeok, PEG, Pasargad, Reinoniananiananonanonona, AverageJoevlania, The Endless Eventide, MonkeMafiaTopia, Rainengrad, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Laurendon, Inspiratus, Zokk, Navorden, LostLegion, Dicko, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Lemonbiscuits, The Bureaucratic Territories, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Aetulia, Glurponia, Desvios, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Ellbonnia, Odelinor, Port Naga, Strongwill, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Hewani, Climeria, East Akra, Seijitsu, Rinadia, Western Vapia, Chukstik Illahi, Obelias, Garnet Liberty, The Austro Germanic Union, Ardretia, Theriyon Empire, Necromonia, Alice Gardens, Colfes, Blyskalia, Republica Guilleana, Jovian Knights, Animu Place, Galbadiana, Morgul, Zipties, Svenskskit, Loungdako, Bharathvarsh, TLTland, Barabolia, His Enduring Majesty, Xentherida, Nuronte, Star Kingdom, Muqatil, Darkmondoria, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, SORT, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Solcius, Higher Cascadia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Paradeavenlisian States, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Nordic-British Union, Svenskan, Iberia y las Colonias, Figyjharli, Folenz, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Travislavania, Kromi, Aryan Homeland, Nation1812, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Gondwanaia, Free Salvation, Kwaj, David Davidson, Soviet Terran, Tachycardia, Cloydicia, BTProductions, Potatolandium, Ice and Tinian, Galaician Empire, Havonosa, TyGerria, Korean-Joseon, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Yukti, Perikuresu, Humptalumpta, ForestMythal, Mon Island, Tsandonown, Firsts-, Phaerra, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Centrialand, Duryanistan, Britle, The Gamer Party, Libvillia, Lowssen, Greater Ale Permars, Eternal Dominion, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Novremia, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Singamadri, Rising Sakura, Ariele, Sopernia, Bearical, Drueste, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Fizban, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, and Odasck.

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