The Armed Republic of TOALSORA is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Maximus Honorius with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.826 billion TOALSORAians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toalsora City. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TOALSORAian economy, worth a remarkable 1,342 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,660 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TOALSORA's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

TOALSORA is ranked 9,093^rd in the world and 371^st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 91.15 on the Human Development Index.