The Armed Republic of TOALSORA is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maximus Honorius with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.977 billion TOALSORAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toalsora City. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TOALSORAian economy, worth 609 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,935 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex-ed is child's play, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over TOALSORA, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TOALSORA's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

TOALSORA is ranked 303,354^th in the world and 5,582^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -11.31 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.