The Monarchy of Slaca is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.303 billion Slacans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antel. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slacan economy, worth 624 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 189,095 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Slacan mussels the biggest in The North Pacific, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and Bob has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaca's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.

Slaca is ranked 181,096^th in the world and 2,466^th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,734.05 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.