General Assembly
Security Council
The Federation of Windurst is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Star Sybil with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.179 billion Windurstians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windurst City. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Windurstian economy, worth 641 trillion Gils a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,320 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, electricians spend more time in school than doctors, and planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Windurst's national animal is the Mandragora, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Windurst is ranked 4,170th in the world and 182nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.31 percentage of bribes refused.
Endorsements Received: 153 » 
Halsoni, 
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Sil Dorsett, 
Shibutani, 
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The Windmilluminati, 
Laurendon, 
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Northern Zorbrasnka, 
Unimaginable Doom, 
Varisland, 
Koda-Land, 
Aerilia, 
Kwaj, 
PlanetMercury, 
Arucaria, 
Territorio di Nessuno, 
Loutsland, 
Lotion Empire, 
New Lakemba, 
Wolffoxia, 
Kazanqa, 
Stal Valley, 
Kandorith, 
Shrikisthan, 
Texaska, 
Polgaria, 
Bardopia, 
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, 
Wisconsota, 
Tragesch Firwat, 
Etanur, 
Simone Republic, 
Former English Colony, 
Ottoman Empireee, 
Maott, 
Ethnon, 
North Bratislava, 
TheLandOfFunFunFun, 
Joevala, 
Hizuru, 
The Uhhhh, 
Xagill, 
PotatoFarmers, 
Aguaria Major, 
Harjad, 
Frismana, 
Plexaris, 
Zerentopia, 
Omnistria, and 103 others.
The Iron Lions, Virginian Inquisitors, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Royaume des loups, Sindoesia, Parpyduckland, Coopera Social, Slaca, Eaetafershe, Wilkshire, The Union of The People of Britannia, Neo-Zulthyrland, New Bacalao and the Aurora Islands, Votak Matim, New Kisha, New-Ferytland, Arostica, Russila, Grande Guanabara, Sikol, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Amestris-Britannia, Dreadton, Isenoka, Palutenia, SORT, Gorundu, Elnir, Singamadri, Kaschovia, Potass, Dojestan, Bagojo, The Greater Spanish Empire, Casscata, Motaialtefth, Kobagia, Phlegmatic Idealists, Lovarpia, Valentine Z, South Parter, Marlducro, Xentherida, Esperonia, ForFishing, Ioresca, Tallinia, Honeymoon Avenue, Uncreative name, Krapinovka, Darkanistan, Laforeia, Bochlon, Eastern Fuza, Enimero, The Black Cathedral, Islandwalk, Pytong, Engine Unions, Hannako, Name 0 WA Account, Esteneng, Dakota Territories, Nationeer, Furballland, Eggplant Island, Fachumonn, Nicki minaj endings, North Norda Islands, Kainin, Yukti, Treekidistan, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Quality Nation, The Austro Germanic Union, Moneybagmen, Picairn, Zecit, Serkovy, Empty Void, Tape, New Aquitaine, Felpolandia, Rainengrad, Federation Terra Australis, Bonderovia, Liberal Communities, Ruissia of Usseira, La Baja California, Shapeville, Chipoli, Northern Cheek, Mystris, Valkoristan, Malta Comino Gozo, Coalition of Gedran, Obliwek, Novaska, Therrielan, Ohiyo, IZERN, Thorstonia, and Ayuzhhhhh.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Windurst, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
- : Following new legislation in Windurst, electricians spend more time in school than doctors.
- : Following new legislation in Windurst, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : Following new legislation in Windurst, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
- : Following new legislation in Windurst, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
- : Windurst adopted General Assembly Resolution #19 "International Civil Aviation Safety Standards Act".
- : Windurst voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Gagium".
- : Following new legislation in Windurst, Windurst City consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors.
- : Following new legislation in Windurst, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
- : Following new legislation in Windurst, every week is blindness awareness week.
