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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 217thMost Influential: 242nd
The Onward Light of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Do what you must.
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Population10.584 billion

LeaderAlbus Karelka III

AnimalKulevian Butterfly

The Onward Light of Kaschovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Albus Karelka III with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.584 billion Kaschovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,081 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 291,128 Kaschis, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaschovia's national animal is the Kulevian Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaschovia is ranked 6,246th in the world and 187th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,519.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 217thMost Influential: 242ndRudest Citizens: 295thLargest Retail Industry: 869thLargest Gambling Industry: 938thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,099thFattest Citizens: 1,323rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,364thHighest Crime Rates: 1,371stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,419thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,592ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,813thMost Secular: 1,861stMost Armed: 2,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,086thMost Avoided: 2,189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,249thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,969thHighest Average Incomes: 2,995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,246thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,061stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,066thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,548thLargest Black Market: 5,410thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,246thSmartest Citizens: 6,589thHighest Economic Output: 6,642ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,644thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,722ndMost Cultured: 8,354thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,667thLargest Governments: 11,958thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,586thLargest Mining Sector: 14,599thMost Inclusive: 15,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,431stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,510thHighest Food Quality: 20,960thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,112thMost Politically Free: 27,870th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionMost Avoided: 57th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 66th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionLargest Black Market: 103rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 107th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Politically Free: 176th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 184th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 200th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 233rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 244th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 264th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 300th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 335th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 399th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 424th in the regionNudest: 439th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 503rd in the regionLargest Governments: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 598th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 682nd in the region

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