The Sublime State of Ottoman Empireee is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sultan Mehmed V with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.383 billion Turks are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Turkish economy, worth 142 trillion Ottoman lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,678 Ottoman lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottoman Empireee's national animal is the Grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Ottoman Empireee is ranked 48,173^rd in the world and 955^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,705.86 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.