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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29thLeast Corrupt Governments: 112thMost Inclusive: 123rd
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Accepting all new immigrants!
The Committee
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Lakemba

Population13.06 billion

CapitalNew Canberra
LeaderThe Committee

CurrencyNew Lakembian Standard Kebab
AnimalAnimal Kingdom

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.06 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 3,746 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,880 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of The Committee sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, interest in globalism never flags, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and public parks are littered with cigarette butts. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 245,095th in the world and 9,398th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29thLeast Corrupt Governments: 112thMost Inclusive: 123rdMost Influential: 150thMost Compassionate Citizens: 209thSafest: 213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 288thMost Advanced Public Transport: 291stNicest Citizens: 294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 303rdMost Developed: 326thMost Pacifist: 349thSmartest Citizens: 354thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 360thLongest Average Lifespans: 363rdMost Beautiful Environments: 369thHealthiest Citizens: 377thMost Advanced Public Education: 399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 458thLargest Welfare Programs: 479thLargest Governments: 485thMost Secular: 527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 568thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 568thMost Cultured: 595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 632ndBest Weather: 724thLowest Crime Rates: 882ndHighest Poor Incomes: 906thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,149thHighest Average Incomes: 2,368thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,343rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,070thMost Stationary: 6,370thMost Efficient Economies: 6,742ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,849thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,287thLargest Populations: 21,083rd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Stationary: 126th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 132nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 285th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 378th in the regionLargest Populations: 451st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 613th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 621st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 651st in the regionMost Politically Free: 819th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 860th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 888th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, gossip magazines have pictures of The Committee sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered New Lakemban weed picker are way up.
  • : New Lakemba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Dictatorship of State of Dragoonia.
  • : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
  • : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Republic of Monosiland.

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World Assembly

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Vexilia, The Iron Lions, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Gmt2001, The Kallandikonk, Territorio di Nessuno, Unsophisticate, Zokk, Phualand, Azzarel, Maott, Pasargad, Free Culture, Dreylus, Abiswashyo-bhumi, North Armatas, The Galactic Triumvirate, Itallitopia, Phoronu, East Supple Lund, United States of Medford, David Davidson, Shibutani, Prydania, Viridiann, The Gamer Party, Vincone Cae, Western Vapia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Zeternia, Highton Islands, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Vivanco, Sundred, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Amestris-Britannia, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, AGoodPlace, Zeno-sama, The Discipled, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, United Asgardian States, Montarc, Arstungry, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, Gurou, United Kahndaq, Detrivania, Votak Matim, Felpolandia, North Bratislava, Antiyard, Blackphir, Central Ryal, Daiz, Arimbia, Guer Aike, The Windmilluminati, Omnistria, Holy Marcus Empire, Kobagia, Napnomadia, Bearical, United States of Americanas, 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