The Democratic Kingdom of The Deccan Federation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Thomas George with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.923 billion Deccanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mysuru. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deccani economy, worth 558 trillion Deccani Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 190,900 Deccani Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing is beneath the government after it has extracted all the oil, nations across the world are quick to praise Thomas George's good looks and intellectual prowess, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime is totally unknown. The Deccan Federation's national animal is the Indian Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Deccan Federation is ranked 56,878^th in the world and 979^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,766.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.