The Femboy Union of Argylia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.273 billion Argylians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 4,446 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 394,457 Felixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, Argylian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, and weird texts received at 2 a.m. are probably from the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.

Argylia is ranked 5,350^th in the world and 255^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.92 law-abiding acts per hour.