The Democratic Aeurepublicaa of Aeurithianar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Næthàefêan of the Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.146 billion Aeurithiaens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mandolaen-upon-Baxby. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeurithianarian economy, worth 515 trillion Yobboteyeeters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,908 Yobboteyeeters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aeurithianarian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. Aeurithianar's national animal is the Neotyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aeurithianar is ranked 243,732^nd in the world and 9,323^rd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.