The Democratic Aeurepublicaa of Aeurithianar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Næthàefêan of the Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.95 billion Aeurithiaens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mandolaen-upon-Baxby. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeurithianarian economy, worth 288 trillion Yobboteyeeters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,733 Yobboteyeeters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, more and more people are signing up for the government party, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital. Crime is totally unknown. Aeurithianar's national animal is the Neotyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aeurithianar is ranked 5,864^th in the world and 219^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,494.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.