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The Windmilluminati

Population6.922 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.922 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 229,005 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Windmilluminati language, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 245,762nd in the world and 9,434th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 3.89 Whatever.

Best Weather: 151stLeast Corrupt Governments: 197thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 261stMost Compassionate Citizens: 284thSafest: 307thMost Beautiful Environments: 342ndHealthiest Citizens: 347thMost Secular: 357thMost Developed: 358thMost Inclusive: 365thNicest Citizens: 383rdLongest Average Lifespans: 403rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 455thLargest Welfare Programs: 481stMost Influential: 490thMost Pacifist: 560thMost Advanced Public Education: 637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 677thRudest Citizens: 696thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 885thSmartest Citizens: 919thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 945thLargest Governments: 983rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,435thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,757thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,681stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,081stHighest Average Incomes: 4,502ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,155thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,167thMost Efficient Economies: 8,800thHighest Economic Output: 11,101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,564thTop
Most Stationary: 22,003rd
Best Weather: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 111th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 161st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 210th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 210th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 353rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 392nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 426th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 496th in the regionMost Stationary: 630th in the regionNudest: 862nd in the regionLargest Populations: 940th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Windmilluminati language.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, on-duty Air The Windmilluminati flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Queen Juliana always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 380 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Dar es Saalam, Central Ryal, Azzarel, New Lakemba, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Vincone Cae, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Daiz, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Arimbia, Omnistria, BrightFutures, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Selfgradatude, Felpolandia, Holy Oranz, Free Culture, French Bananastan, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Sunto, North Armatas, Prydania, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Sil Dorsett, and 330 others.The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Ateala, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Panama Coalition, Rosewood-, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Detrivania, Unsophisticate, Dicko, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Orenmark, LostLegion, Pleroma Sans Romans, Potatolandium, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Old Emporia, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Velon, SORT, Soviet Terran, Pasargad, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Haor Chall, Xentherida, Yukti, Ninjak30, Maott, Montarc, Manticore utopia, Phualand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Discipled, Western Vapia, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, The Gamer Party, Walter Jackson, The English Alliance, Wooleystan, Holy Marcus Empire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Zokk, Moubarakistan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Buckerino, Esplandia, Pradovnia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Fengate, Fascist Democracy, Guer Aike, Island States of Skelldia, Universal State Formula, Acrabinnia, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Viridiann, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Astrind, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Merconitonitopia, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Hamerica, Freyford, Xagill, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Ausnakulia, Alamei, Amblegreserland, AAA Provisional Empire, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Arquadea, The Lancerian Empire, Ataraxia Somnia, Dakota Territories, Prevaland, Drutopia Insomnia, Noesantara, Conteria, The Real Ram Ranch, Crader, Altivia, Jovian Knights, Yokciq Empire, Great Jenovah, West Hamburg, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, Nova Arcania, Zixu, Lorigia, Lucedeia, Zecit, Texas States, Kappacon, Miamington, Aeolist, Independent Halls, Kamohoalii, Nisastria, Grue, Quentiam Viventem, Nistriabar, The Sansvich, Tyroshh, Zupla, Varola, Singamadri, Vesuva, Spades Atlantic, The True Frog, Marmiedon, Vauquelin, Vagabond Valley, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Tunofferia, Nationeer, Unshleepd, Godwanna, Khoik, Aingard, Ivernary, Fluffy Noodles, Pleasuretown, Saint Alaric, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Ivy Rekkia, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Dangine, Innocentic, Seanat, Brucklania, Simone Republic, Madjack, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Solskjar, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Eywaan, Harjad, Cartures, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Aruvicion, Feelonia, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, A Salmon Named Harold, Pytong, Venicea, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Zemper Macro, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Sanghyeok, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Dejure, Odelinor, Strongwill, East Akra, Nodnarb, Yellops, Nuronte, Ellbonnia, Seijitsu, Hewani, Climeria, Miragnac, Colfes, Felora, Galbadiana, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, Wisconsota, Rinadia, Cereskia, His Enduring Majesty, Moneyflows, Star Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Planes, Iberia y las Colonias, Muqatil, Morgul, Darkmondoria, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Brsil, Barabolia, Simadoa, Vesteysia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Free Salvation, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Svenskan, Landfinia, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, Centrialand, Lol2639, Siforpeo, ForestMythal, Tyirza, Tringapore, Nyock, Rising Sakura, Just Vibin, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Bramburg, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, Perikuresu, Libvillia, Gafflebag, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Fraystonia, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Novremia, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Fizban, Lionia, Capablanca, and Sahriastan.

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