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The Windmilluminati

Population5.461 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.461 billion Windmilluminati love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,126 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Windmilluminati is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, and aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 206,648th in the world and 9,124th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.4 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 186thBest Weather: 267thLeast Corrupt Governments: 280thMost Influential: 343rdSafest: 423rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 463rdMost Developed: 553rdMost Inclusive: 569thLargest Information Technology Sector: 576thHealthiest Citizens: 591stNicest Citizens: 599thMost Beautiful Environments: 600thMost Secular: 628thLongest Average Lifespans: 636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 697thMost Pacifist: 783rdMost Advanced Public Education: 825thLargest Welfare Programs: 927thMost Valuable International Artwork: 978thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,042ndRudest Citizens: 1,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,232ndSmartest Citizens: 1,277thLargest Governments: 1,465thLowest Crime Rates: 1,587thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,124thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,287thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,189thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,266thHighest Average Incomes: 5,838thMost Efficient Economies: 6,898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,986thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,483rdHighest Economic Output: 15,021st
Least Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 156th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 254th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 372nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 390th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 488th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 665th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 673rd in the regionMost Stationary: 784th in the region

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