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The Windmilluminati

Population14.586 billion

CapitalHackney
LeaderQueen Juliana
FaithAgnosticism

Currencyplum
Animalgiraffe

The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.586 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 4,392 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,149 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, Queen Juliana's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 310,444th in the world and 6,024th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.37 missed references per hour.

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Best Weather: 42ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 50thHealthiest Citizens: 64thMost Compassionate Citizens: 78thMost Developed: 80thLongest Average Lifespans: 87thNicest Citizens: 97thMost Beautiful Environments: 100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 105thSafest: 107thMost Inclusive: 110thMost Secular: 175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 248thHighest Food Quality: 251stMost Pacifist: 295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 331stSmartest Citizens: 357thLargest Welfare Programs: 366thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 588thLargest Governments: 614thMost Advanced Public Education: 629thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 658thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 717thMost Advanced Public Transport: 767thMost Influential: 808thRudest Citizens: 818thLowest Crime Rates: 847thMost Cheerful Citizens: 878thMost Rebellious Youth: 946thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,902ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4,099thHighest Economic Output: 4,365thMost Stationary: 11,635thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,038thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 22,003rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,071stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,447thLargest Populations: 30,635th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 178th in the regionMost Stationary: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 288th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 394th in the regionNudest: 440th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 449th in the regionMost Politically Free: 470th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Queen Juliana's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : The Windmilluminati was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Queen Juliana off a murder charge.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 288 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Corfad, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Azzarel, Chukstik Illahi, Vincone Cae, Omnistria, Felpolandia, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Prydania, Necromonia, Former English Colony, Neo Colorado, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Sil Dorsett, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Lemonbiscuits, Panama Coalition, Dreadton, Unsophisticate, Dicko, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Vexilia, Old Emporia, United States of Medford, Soviet Terran, Pasargad, Empy, Yukti, Maott, The Austro Germanic Union, Walter Jackson, Holy Marcus Empire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ilisseia, and 238 others.Pradovnia, Fengate, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Loutsland, Seenvorland, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Herzliyya, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aeurithianar, West Hamburg, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Singamadri, Nationeer, Khoik, Zeternia, Sikol, Simone Republic, Etanur, Feelonia, A Salmon Named Harold, Bankowiata, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Andanavia, Alcavia, AmManies, New Trisone, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, Joevala, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, KAP03land, Laurendon, Regallio, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Oannia, GPT-3, Eggplant Island, Varisland, Filibustra, Gurou, Rex Republic, Atrito, Chipoli, TyGerria, Sri Temasekia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Fran Advar, New-Ferytland, Harjad, Russila, Darkanistan, Elephant Bill Land, Technocratic-european Countries, Eurochina, Dem Republic of Romania, Vlenkenov, Batatoland Empire, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Arucaria, Jeltronian WA Mission, Esperonia, Greater Portugaliza, Federation of Vanguard, Roman Empire August, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Mesvice, Zerentopia, Thought Obliteration, The Teddy, Neo Cheese Empire, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Love Shack, South Parter, Prismaria, Orjald, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, TamilPesum, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Valentine Z, New Cordyceps, Furballland, Dakota Territories, The Confederate States of America, Petronellania, Rinadia, Ham Federation, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Mortionia, Periklia, Bodhisva, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, East Wali, Great Ignesia, Republiqueducroissant, Crystal Creation, Tugupaw, Qep, New Terra-Nullius, Izern, Sellaeta, Bardopia, Eurocom, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Zandos, Mystiquelle, Segesta, Zelenaya Dolina, Individualist Catopia, Ereena, Choi Hanji, Verderiesdre, Germanic Cat, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Ziprotscria, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Rezonovia, Altivia, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, Ardok, The Three Moutains, Frokolia, The Resoland, Yaorozu, AJTON, PwRepublic, Northern Zorbrasnka, Yokciq Empire, Union of British and Irish Republics, Opis, Stal Valley, Hikki, Neriorki, Juba, Vendonesam, Tiodann, Akand Jang Braihir, Kosova, Singaporen Empire, Zecit, Comfed, Holy Trinity and Carnation, Jameson Williams, Diamante, Sindoesia, Halsoni, La Baja California, Esteneng, Rettverborg, Rainengrad, Brisdon, Avalon, Filbustan, Tropical Coast, Space Kinderjoy Bombom, The Arverni Lands, United Poleza, Ancap North Korea, Viceroy Vincent, Ostonives, United Republic of South East Asia, Pazair, Jveeraiel, Tvers, Hamerica, Picairn, Hellvorta, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Free Prairie Provinces, Semverihin, Ignas, Sierra Andreas, Arjuna, Liberate World Order, Viridiann, Chrowzed Naurordia, Great Easternesse, The Great Furrican Empire, Flasankia Trash, Hyphen, Southern Frost, Unshleepd, Aguaria Major, Broatiana, Glissbotia, Czerka, Polihy, Casscata, Norgad, Kelvaros Prime, Jughru, Rio de Arkansas, Creniciapla, Scres Gidgerland, Lion Republic of Axionis, Chechno-Kalimovski, Animu Place, Gradis Merricus, Kainin, Federationalia, Chao Phraya River, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Free Azrelia, Crilland, Amestris-Britannia, The West United States, UNION KINGDOMS, Syphano, and Pineappleistania.

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