Population | 14.586 billion |
Capital | Hackney |
Leader | Queen Juliana |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | plum |
Animal | giraffe |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.586 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 4,392 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,149 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, Queen Juliana's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 310,444th in the world and 6,024th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.37 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Queen Juliana's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
- : The Windmilluminati was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Queen Juliana off a murder charge.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
World Assembly
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