The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.707 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 6,357 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,842 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, group hugs break out during floor votes, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 331,866^th in the world and 4,793^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -66.99 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.