The Morally Grey States of Newest Foundedland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Doeme the Dryst with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.097 billion Newer Foundlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Purmerburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Newest Foundedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,025 trillion Atlantic Daalders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 332,603 Atlantic Daalders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,024,626 per year while the poor average 4,173, a ratio of 724 to 1.

The New Purmerburg State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, atheists on vacation find The Dryst Wisdom's scriptures make useful doorstops, and secret police deal with secret crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newest Foundedland's national animal is the Great Grey Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Dryst Wisdom.

Newest Foundedland is ranked 819^th in the world and 25^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 66.78 Obesity Rate.