The Morally Grey States of Newest Foundedland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Doeme the Dryst with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.287 billion Newer Foundlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Purmerburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Newest Foundedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion Atlantic Daalders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 196,010 Atlantic Daalders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,089,128 per year while the poor average 17,683, a ratio of 61.6 to 1.

Schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Newest Foundedland's national animal is the Great Grey Hippopotamus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Wisdom of Dryst.

Newest Foundedland is ranked 47,447^th in the world and 937^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,731.35 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.