The World Assembly Archivist of Fachumonn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.696 billion Fachu are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamania. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fachu economy, worth a remarkable 2,003 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,317 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and electricians spend more time in school than doctors. Crime is totally unknown. Fachumonn's national animal is the Kami Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Fachumonn is ranked 299,161^st in the world and 4,412^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.