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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,301stMost Influential: 4,690thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,740th
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Neo Rojava

Population359 million

CapitalNew Hasakah

CurrencyLira-Pound
AnimalSparrowhawk

The Federation of Neo Rojava is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 359 million Rojavani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hasakah. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rojavan economy, worth 38.0 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,892 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 133,762nd in the world and 2,246th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,307.41 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,301stTop
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Most Influential: 4,690thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,740thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,844thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,756thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,091stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,491stNicest Citizens: 13,940thMost Accessible: 15,959thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,664thMost Inclusive: 17,249thMost Secular: 17,668thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,068thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,665thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,877thHighest Food Quality: 23,017thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,294thSmartest Citizens: 26,170thMost Cultured: 27,922ndSafest: 29,153rdHighest Drug Use: 29,856thLargest Retail Industry: 31,272ndMost Income Equality: 31,518th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 189th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 200th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 202nd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 262nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 274th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 374th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 420th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 466th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo Rojava, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Rojava, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Rojava, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Rojava, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Rojava, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Neo Rojava endorsed The Federal Republic of Darkanistan.
  • : Neo Rojava voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
  • : Neo Rojava was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Darkanistan.
  • : Neo Rojava was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Most Accessible and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Neo Rojava was endorsed by The Civic Republic of Northern Cheek.

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