The Normal Flag again yay ig of The Serbocroatics is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Linglingleechinahotpotkoreajapanthorsten with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.026 billion Serbocroats are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osijek. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serbocroatic economy, worth 265 trillion kunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,874 kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voters regularly try to eat their ballot papers, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Serbocroatics's national animal is the Ogy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Croatia.

The Serbocroatics is ranked 19,315^th in the world and 307^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 16.2 Obesity Rate.