The Yonbankonghuaguk of Dacarbatia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jang Hwa-seok with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.849 billion Dacarbatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkaeus. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dacarbatian economy, worth 956 trillion D₩ Dacarbatian Won a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 248,318 D₩ Dacarbatian Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacarbatia's national animal is the Dacarbatian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dacarbatia is ranked 40,950^th in the world and 534^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,914 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.