The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.925 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,891 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 329,828 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, the government is proudly free of crabs, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and Blackacrean security services are wondering why Felps is so fond of the numbers 6, 7 and 9. Crime is totally unknown. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 394^th in the world and 17^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 21,298.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.