by Max Barry

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Most Beautiful Environments: 297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 303rdNicest Citizens: 322nd
The Commonwealth of
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Population12.339 billion

CapitalFelpolandia City
Faithstate atheism


The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.339 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,551 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,813 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 245,149th in the world and 9,394th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.1 Weapons Per Person.

Most Beautiful Environments: 297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 303rdNicest Citizens: 322ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 333rdMost Pacifist: 345thLargest Welfare Programs: 349thMost Cultured: 371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 376thMost Inclusive: 380thBest Weather: 418thHighest Average Tax Rates: 430thLargest Governments: 480thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 488thMost Cheerful Citizens: 497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 501stMost Efficient Economies: 503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 517thMost Developed: 592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 664thMost Influential: 688thMost Subsidized Industry: 699thMost Advanced Public Education: 701stMost Advanced Public Transport: 779thSafest: 919thSmartest Citizens: 935thHealthiest Citizens: 998thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,099thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,113thLowest Crime Rates: 1,171stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,305thHighest Drug Use: 1,700thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,036thHighest Average Incomes: 2,344thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,121stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,337thHighest Economic Output: 3,647thMost Stationary: 7,078thNudest: 12,080thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,315thMost Secular: 13,697thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,143rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,062ndRudest Citizens: 22,924thLargest Populations: 23,454th
Most Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionSafest: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 113th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 126th in the regionMost Stationary: 136th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 188th in the regionMost Influential: 250th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 309th in the regionNudest: 426th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 474th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 523rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 528th in the regionMost Secular: 696th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 785th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Felpolandia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Capablanca.
  • : Felpolandia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Free mankind.
  • : Felpolandia was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
  • : Following new legislation in Felpolandia, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Felpolandia, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Felpolandia, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
  • : Following new legislation in Felpolandia, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Felpolandia, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Felpolandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Felpolandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 320 » Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Unimaginable Doom, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Efteling, Former English Colony, The Bureaucratic Territories, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Yaorozu, Highton Islands, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, French Bananastan, Holy Oranz, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, The Galactic Triumvirate, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Puczovska, Koda-Land, Diodone, Yukti, Wilkshire, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Corfad, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Ice and Tinian, Unsophisticate, Kyoki Chudoku, Itallitopia, Pasargad, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Guyomartand, Vexilia, Phoronu, Shibutani, Free Culture, and 270 others.Humptalumpta, Viridiann, Detrivania, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Pleroma Sans Romans, Empy, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, New Trisone, Sundred, SORT, Zokk, Hyperbanus, Ethnon, Maott, AGoodPlace, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, Arstungry, Dar es Saalam, Zeno-sama, Amestris-Britannia, The Discipled, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, Prydania, Soviet Terran, Acrabinnia, Cinnibar, Newpromisedland, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, United Kahndaq, New Lakemba, The Windmilluminati, Omnistria, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Bearical, Pruznia, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Astronomical, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Orado, Astrind, Glurponia, Wineclaw, Runeda, Gurou, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, PotatoFarmers, Nordic-British Union, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Xagill, Interdimensional Zone, Anungu, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Wooleystan, Hamerica, Pradovnia, Merconitonitopia, Yokciq Empire, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, The Endless Eventide, Prevaland, Godwanna, Crader, Nisastria, Zecit, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Varola, Antiyard, Aeurithianar, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Nationeer, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Miamington, Greater Pittsburgh, Paul Pasch, Sikol, Zzozona, Termathe, The Calabash Protectorate, Libertania Democratica, Seanat, Simone Republic, Innocentic, Walter Jackson, Jovian Knights, Brucklania, Madjack, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Lux Conos, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Hardscrabble, Rumagna, Cartures, Aerilia, Orogonia, Cretox State, Morover, Republica Guilleana, Dangine, Singamadri, Eywaan, Aruvicion, Outer Shenendoah, R libanon, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Cereskia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Kureizen, Daerlan, Goblin Gang, Fran Advar, Figyjharli, Mardessa, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Harmonypine, Ozstan, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Imperial Pieserged, Free Atlantis, WeKnow, Desvios, Ellbonnia, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Sevinland, Strongwill, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, HolyDoge, Streidenberg, Vyata Temor, AVALOHIA, Iberia y las Colonias, Seijitsu, New Michag, Hewani, Intion North, Nuronte, Rinadia, Noria Prinefrikeslon, Climeria, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Miragnac, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, The Republic of Free Peoples, Que Lukustinardon, Morgul, Muqatil, Moneyflows, Confederacy of North America, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Star Kingdom, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Zemper Macro, Freyford, Kingdom of KHATTAB, RepublicCity, Simadoa, The Soviet States of Europe, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Sudrhodesien, Landfinia, Folenz, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Atrito, Lol2639, Felora, Travislavania, Estados Sanikistas Federales, Super Girl, Gendirt, BTProductions, Galaician Empire, TyGerria, Federal Republic of Genosha, Aryan Homeland, Yellops, Jaxikistan, Rising Sakura, Siforpeo, The holy German 6th Reich, Allevania, ForestMythal, Tsandonown, Bramburg, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Lowssen, Sounq, Korean-Joseon, Mon Island, Centrialand, Libvillia, Arquan, Card Kingdom, Gafflebag, Perikuresu, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Novremia, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Duurania, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Venicea, Drueste, Andanx, Alcavia, Batatoland Empire, Sahriastan, and Capablanca.

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