The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Carl Mark with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.131 billion Oceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,229 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanica Empire's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oceanica Empire is ranked 307,192^nd in the world and 4,632^nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.91 Obesity Rate.