The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Carl Mark with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 6.322 billion Oceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth a remarkable 1,174 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,710 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanica Empire's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oceanica Empire is ranked 141,624^th in the world and 2,625^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,958.97 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.