The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.996 billion Pytongians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion kapustas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,321 kapustas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 60,753^rd in the world and 611^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,766.36 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.