The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.126 billion Pytongians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion kapustas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,124 kapustas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, and lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 7,620^th in the world and 301^st in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,719.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.