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Most Valuable International Artwork: 77thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130thMost Influential: 2,031st
The Free Land of
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Survival Rate:86.77%


Population998 million

LeaderKamil Iwo


The Free Land of Pytong is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 943 million Pytongians, 77 million of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth 114 trillion kapustas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,874 kapustas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the Goldfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pytong is ranked 207,577th in the world and 11,524th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.57 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 77thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130thMost Influential: 2,031stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,896thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,487thNudest: 11,635thMost Inclusive: 11,999thMost Developed: 12,537thBest Weather: 12,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,309thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,079thLargest Retail Industry: 14,550thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,229thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,829thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,053rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,349thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,467thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,469thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,620thHighest Drug Use: 16,638thSmartest Citizens: 17,418thMost Efficient Economies: 18,075thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,241stLargest Black Market: 18,535thHealthiest Citizens: 18,788thMost Cultured: 19,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,153rdLargest Governments: 22,118th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 110th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 219th in the regionMost Dead: 252nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 712th in the regionMost Inclusive: 718th in the regionRudest Citizens: 720th in the regionBest Weather: 721st in the regionMost Developed: 734th in the regionMost Influential: 742nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 764th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 768th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 776th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 786th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 862nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 864th in the regionNudest: 864th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 916th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 944th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,032nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,064th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,085th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,159th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,186th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,210th in the region

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