by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,306thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,411thMost Influential: 5,036th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
We are best
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population382 million

CapitalAyushan city


The Empire of Ayuzhhhhh is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 382 million Ayuzhhhhhians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayushan city. The average income tax rate is 43.1%.

The thriving Ayuzhhhhhian economy, worth 35.9 trillion Iopls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,037 Iopls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, pieces of groundhog occasionally rain from the sky near the border, surveillance cameras are banned, and maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Ayuzhhhhhian flag can be displayed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayuzhhhhh's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ayuzhhhhh is ranked 160,249th in the world and 6,481st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,306thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,411thMost Influential: 5,036thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,293rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,011thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,854th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 317th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 334th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 705th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 850th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ayuzhhhhh, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Ayuzhhhhhian flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayuzhhhhh, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayuzhhhhh, pieces of groundhog occasionally rain from the sky near the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayuzhhhhh, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Ayuzhhhhh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayuzhhhhh, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Following new legislation in Ayuzhhhhh, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayuzhhhhh, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayuzhhhhh, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayuzhhhhh, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 167 » Lulubellia, Koda-Land, Aerilia, Illusia and Neverendia, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Greater Ale Permars, Omnistria, McMasterdonia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, New Lakemba, Great Bights Mum, ForestMythal, Planes, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Venicea, The Pantheons, Siwale, Ellbonnia, Hamerica, Shadowrik, Libvillia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ariele, Dreadton, Travislavania, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Steampunk Ariel, Ethnon, Votak Matim, Shibutani, Bankowiata, Tringapore, Former English Colony, Imperial Pieserged, Corfad, Dangine, Bharathvarsh, Republica Guilleana, Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Seanat, Hardscrabble, Zzozona, Svenskskit, Aeolist, Daerlan, Runeda, and 117 others.Pallaith, Chukstik Illahi, Empy, Wilkshire, Defense For The World Assembly, Orado, Notyoutopia, Yokciq Empire, Selfgradatude, Climeria, WhoHateeta, Tyirza, Kranostav, Card Kingdom, Fraystonia, Humptalumpta, Cretox State, Merconitonitopia, Eternal Dominion, Aryan Homeland, Xagill, Xentherida, Andanavia, Muqatil, Panama Coalition, Pasargad, Yellops, Sunto, Simone Republic, Francois Isidore, Jaxikistan, Kastonvia, North Bratislava, Madjack, Pleroma Sans Romans, Capablanca, The Austro Germanic Union, Kragsgale, Sikol, Malta Comino Gozo, Dar es Saalam, The Tampa Bay Rays, Landfinia, Super Girl, Kinitopia, Ravendi, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Joodey, Mazdia, Sopernia, Nikhilesh23, Valentine Z, Loutsland, Wineclaw, Enomeni Ipeiros, Zimmerdachen, Potatolandium, East Akra, Apollo Park, Nova Arcania, Perikuresu, Que Lukustinardon, Liminyj, Bearical, Detrivania, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Lowssen, Tsandonown, WeKnow, Lionia, Figyjharli, Mon Island, Katuda, Nation1812, Sahriastan, WLDO, United Capitalist Provinces, Outer Shenendoah, British-Australia, Blyskalia, Maott, The Blazeland Administration, Zdagoburg, Galbadiana, The Calabash Protectorate, Glurponia, Allah Subhan, Beta Cyndriel, His Enduring Majesty, ROM, Vesteysia, Praeceps, Altivia, Tibus Heth, Liberum Hibernia, New Celoveniortan, Nimarya, Chips and Guac, Pazair, United Engiresco, Zapiron, Godwanna, Rising Sakura, Miamington, Solcius, Maiorem Americana, TyGerria, Paradeavenlisian States, The Appalachians, Palgo, Anonim, Ravensblast, United Soviet State of North Amerika, and Dabarastan.

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