The Corporation of Krapinovka is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by General Manager Igvin Mn-Crinns with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 8.425 billion Krapinovkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kardash Department 104. The average income tax rate is 14.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krapinovkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,907 trillion ICIS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,468 ICIS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, and government employees from Krapinovka dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krapinovka's national animal is the nettles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Oun's Bible 14.

Krapinovka is ranked 6,530^th in the world and 148^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,266.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.