Population | 23.523 billion |
Capital | Stoffels |
Leader | Isak Valtersen |
Faith | Lutheran |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Red Deer |
The United Federation of Changjo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Isak Valtersen with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 23.523 billion Changjoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoffels. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Changjoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,615 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,221 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Skateparks can be found in every city, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and Changjo is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Changjo's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran.
Changjo is ranked 198,397th in the world and 3,624th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 49.65794044112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, Changjo is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Changjo, Changjo's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.