The United Utopian Agalliasis of Enimero is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Queen Chloe the 1st and the parliament with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 948 million Enimerans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos Sapphos. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Enimeran economy, worth 59.3 trillion gay coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,543 gay coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, diplomats miss flights while wandering Lesbos Sapphos Airport's endless art maze, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enimero's national animal is the lesbian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enimero is ranked 296,411^th in the world and 4,365^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.