The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-working population of 584 million Owionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.

The all-consuming Owionian economy, worth 52.2 trillion Paperclips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,402 Paperclips, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes, and the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owion's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Owion is ranked 5,869^th in the world and 74^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,419.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.