The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.732 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newfield. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,805 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,189 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, posters on 'Aidenfieeldian Values' advise against being proud of Aidenfieeld, on-duty Air Aidenfieeld flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and the Newfield Film Festival recently voted 'Aidenfieeldian Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime is totally unknown. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 305,806^th in the world and 4,110^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.57 Obesity Rate.