The Communist Homeland of Serdtgyu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Keith Mcrillo with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.217 billion Serdtgyuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gerthos. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The thriving Serdtgyuan economy, worth 452 trillion perloigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,633 perloigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, and Serdtgyu is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serdtgyu's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheist.

Serdtgyu is ranked 298,428^th in the world and 3,987^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.91 Obesity Rate.