The Neo-Classical Dominion of Czyia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Patriarch Elioenai Argyros with an even hand, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.253 billion Czyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baçau. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czyian economy, worth 814 trillion laris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,205 laris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czyia's national animal is the black lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Czyia is ranked 120,954^th in the world and 699^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 6.25 billion capita.