The United Federation of Creberg is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ilyas Abdulqhafurov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.702 billion Khanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khani. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Khanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Kanjian dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 240,728 Kanjian dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, the Khanian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and civil servants are often voluntold to work for free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creberg's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Creberg is ranked 87,558^th in the world and 1,041^st in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,107.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.