The Republic of Southern Numenor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elros Tar-Minyatur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.909 billion Southern Numenorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armenolos. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Numenorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,022 trillion Castars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 289,171 Castars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Southern Numenorian beach towns "the fine coastline", a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Southern Numenor's national animal is the Sabertooth Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iluvatar.

Southern Numenor is ranked 291,359^th in the world and 5,455^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.2 kickbacks per hour.