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Most Valuable International Artwork: 40thMost Developed: 53rdLongest Average Lifespans: 60th
The Dexterian Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
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Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Bawkie

Population13.187 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderSasna Daisaharim
FaithDexterism

CurrencyBawk
Animalcat

The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sasna Daisaharim with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.187 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 4,471 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,097 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Bawkien Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, it's always rabbit season, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 11,399th in the world and 209th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,148.612687387 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 40thMost Developed: 53rdLongest Average Lifespans: 60thHealthiest Citizens: 64thLowest Crime Rates: 75thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106thSafest: 110thMost Pacifist: 113thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127thBest Weather: 136thMost Beautiful Environments: 250thHighest Food Quality: 259thMost Inclusive: 319thSmartest Citizens: 333rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 413thLargest Governments: 436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 441stNicest Citizens: 452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 503rdMost Efficient Economies: 532ndMost Influential: 564thLeast Corrupt Governments: 591stHighest Poor Incomes: 614thMost Advanced Public Education: 763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 834thLargest Welfare Programs: 943rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 963rdMost Cultured: 1,019thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,211thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,281stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,673rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,800thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,859thHighest Average Incomes: 1,932ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,282ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,427thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,980thMost Stationary: 11,399thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,987thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,529thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,770th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionMost Stationary: 209th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 307th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 343rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 359th in the region

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