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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 182ndHealthiest Citizens: 279th
The Dexterian Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
yovaj geovaj op vaji dunoretutoup ug uas musuf Fiyavis.
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Population6.919 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderQussan Faitamaqaj


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Qussan Faitamaqaj with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 6.919 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 1,615 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,540 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Bawkie retire only a few years after being appointed, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", one does not simply walk into the tundra, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 292nd in the world and 15th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 99.28 on the Human Development Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 14thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 182ndHealthiest Citizens: 279thMost Developed: 292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 320thMost Influential: 423rdLowest Crime Rates: 464thBest Weather: 529thMost Pacifist: 571stSafest: 586thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 739thMost Compassionate Citizens: 746thMost Inclusive: 803rdNicest Citizens: 897thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,270thSmartest Citizens: 1,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,623rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,653rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,147thTop
Largest Governments: 2,441stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,658thMost Cultured: 2,774thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,280thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,012thHighest Average Incomes: 4,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,412thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,439thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,638thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,965thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,391stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,233rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,009thHighest Economic Output: 10,863rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,636thMost Income Equality: 17,590thMost Stationary: 18,090thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,793rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 128th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 141st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 175th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 204th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 220th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 223rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 233rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 319th in the regionMost Stationary: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 399th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 484th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 655th in the regionMost Income Equality: 714th in the region

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