The Militarist Republic of The Filippinas is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Marshal Lakarda Altarehos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.568 billion Pinasans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 3,485 trillion Pinasan Casings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 301,275 Pinasan Casings, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, The Filippinas is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen. Crime is totally unknown. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Filippinas is ranked 272,016^th in the world and 3,745^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.56 Obesity Rate.